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Всяка крива, обработена с Декартово уравнение на права се изправя.
За изкривено мислене, няма уравнения.

или казано по бай Тошовски

ТеоДОрема- всяка крива, успоредна на Априлската линия е ...ПРАВА


Прави каквото трябва , да става каквото ще!!!
Аз не карам бавно, просто летя много ниско.

 
Posted : 28.04.2015 2:30
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Всяка линия, колкото и крива да е щом успоредна на партийната е права линия.


Не съм роден да работя, но се налага.
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Posted : 28.04.2015 3:09
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Моето мнение е че колкото се бъркат едни лайна, повече миришат


 
Posted : 28.04.2015 9:50
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Е па адашьо оти требе да се разбъркват от време на време та да се знае ,че все пак са си лайна.Квото и да ги правиш, да ги покриваш ,да ги пръскаш с дезодорант, то те си остават лайна.


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Posted : 28.04.2015 11:37
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Я малко в по прав текст ,че нещо много философско стана


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Posted : 28.04.2015 11:43
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Шъ ти дам аз един прав текс, ама нека ЦСКА вкара гол някога.
Открий подтекста на метафората и шъ ти са изясни.


Синджира си идва а козата я няма....

 
Posted : 28.04.2015 11:55
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Лошото ми е ,че подтекста ми е ясен .Не ми е ясен текста . Някой някъде го сърби а темата е за хумор,сатира и забава. Егати хумора ,егати забавата .


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Posted : 28.04.2015 12:04
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Добре Пинко . Обръщаме плочата тогава .Щом сакаш хумор ето ти тема за хумор.ЦСКА назначи от днеска Любо Пенев за тренер.Вече да му мисли Берое какъв ужас го чака .
http://topsport.ibox.bg/news/id_353674107


Синджира си идва а козата я няма....

 
Posted : 28.04.2015 13:17
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открих дистанции на супер цена
да съберем поръчки и отивам да ги купа тук
https://www.google.com/maps/@-22.819211 ... RD0_uQ!2e0


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Posted : 02.05.2015 21:09
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Всяка крива ставала права... Някой да подскаже къде е дефекта - в кривата линия или в правата?


 
Posted : 05.05.2015 0:40
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От къде го изкопа тоя бръмбъзък бре??


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Posted : 05.05.2015 0:43
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Антика, по-стара от мен. Австрийски мегер от 1960г. Индуктор+мултипликатор със сачмени лагери. Дефектът е в тая хуйня. Невероятно качествено направени криви и прави линии. Питането още седи. Няма ли кой да се сети?


 
Posted : 05.05.2015 0:48
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А какъв е ефекта на дефекта?


 
Posted : 05.05.2015 0:56
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Ами правата линия не се отмества...


 
Posted : 05.05.2015 0:58
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Прекъснала върбоб.


Свободата на словото не освобождава индивида от отговорност за словото.
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Posted : 05.05.2015 1:02
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